this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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