I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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