New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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