We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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