time to smoke my breakfast
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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