Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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