got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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