Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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