This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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