I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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