I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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