Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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