The maid of honor just puked.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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