I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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