Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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