The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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