so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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