She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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