Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Drunk is not a location!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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