do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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