And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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