i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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