Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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