she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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