But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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