im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Randomize
