His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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