Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
