I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize