I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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