# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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