Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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