fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
and she was petting her beer can
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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