I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
we're so committed to being not committed
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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