So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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