brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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