i don't like sucking hair
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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