Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
