you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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