Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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