she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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