where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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