I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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