Already got asked if we're dating
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize