I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He better not be in your backpack
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
