I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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