i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I want her autograph on my taint
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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