It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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