The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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