We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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