I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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