cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just want to make out with him forever
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize